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WHERE DO OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS GO WHEN THEY RETIRE?
An Old Focus home.
A FRIEND OF MINE IS ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY JOKES.
You just can’t shutter him up.
A PHOTOGRAPHER HAD TO GIVE UP HIS CAREER IN PHOTOGRAPHY.
He kept losing focus.
HOW IS A CROCODILE AND A PHOTOGRAPHER ALIKE?
They're both snappers.
WHAT DID THE CAMERA SAY TO THE TRIPOD?
"You stand for me."
WHAT KIND OF PHOTO WALKS?
A motion picture.
WHAT KIND OF HAT DOES A CAMERA WEAR?
A lens cap.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CAMERA THAT HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
Yep, it snapped.
WHAT KIND OF PHOTOGRAPHER TAKES SURREAL PHOTOS?
One with an image-ination.
HOW MANY PHOTOGRAPHERS DOES TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
One, and it's done in a flash.
WHAT KIND OF BANK DOES A PHOTOGRAPHER USE?
One that lens money.
What happened when the photographer put on the brakes?
He came to an f-stop.
What did the point-and-shoot camera say to the DSLR?
"You have a nice body."
What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
"Someday my prints will come."
What kind of insect likes to take pictures?
A shutterbug.
What did Walter White say to the photographer?
That picture is "crystal" clear!
Why is a t-rex such a poor photographer?
He can't hold the viewfinder up to his eye.
How does a photographer react to fear:
With a shutter.
If you think my baby is cute,
You should see her photos.
What did the neck strap say to the camera?
"Are you still hanging around?'
NAME A SUPER HERO PHOTOGRAPHER.
Flash Gordon.
"YOU TAKE GOOD PICTURES, YOU MUST HAVE A NICE CAMERA."
"Your food is delicious, you must have a good stove."
